Southern family reunions must be really awkward, talk about a party with all of your exes…
I don’t understand why we have to run the mile in gym class, people say it’s so that the state can figure out statistics. But the state knowing that everyone is slowly getting fatter and slower isn’t helping anything.
People always wonder how surfers can handle going out into the ocean where there are sharks my question is how can surfers go out to ride 60 foot waves that could kill them in an instant.
When Donald Trump has to chose between two things does he flip a hundred dollar bill instead of a quarter? Nevermind, he probably just buys both.
*my grandmother is not black.
