What Am I Doing in South Lancaster?

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Southern Incest

Southern family reunions must be really awkward, talk about a party with all of your exes…

What if the one who got away came back? Well then he wouldn’t be the one who got away…

Roses are blue Violets are red

being color blind sucks

make fun of me go ahead.

I don’t understand why we have to run the mile in gym class, people say it’s so that the state can figure out statistics. But the state knowing that everyone is slowly getting fatter and slower isn’t helping anything.

Paranoid

People always tell me that I’m paranoid about everything. But I’m not? Right? RIGHT?!

Surfing

People always wonder how surfers can handle going out into the ocean where there are sharks my question is how can surfers go out to ride 60 foot waves that could kill them in an instant.

I have a serious drinking problem. There isn’t a single day where I don’t drink at least 8 glasses of water.

I flashed a guy today, he passed out. Apparently he’s epileptic. 

When Donald Trump has to chose between two things does he flip a hundred dollar bill instead of a quarter? Nevermind, he probably just buys both.

What does my grandmother* have in common with the universe? Both are big, black, and filled with giant balls of gas.

*my grandmother is not black.

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